Why do I like Michael so much? You may ask.. I have a simple answer. HE'S CUTE. What can I say? I have a thing for angry miserable and sad men.. I also just like chubby older men okay I have a type. YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME.

Now, what is my FAVORITE part about Michael? Well, besides his MASSIVE boobs... It would be his personality of course! ദ്ദി( • ᴗ < ). When he isn't being a miserable asshole, he is quite likeable! He's a sarcastic pissy fuck and gosh darn it all to hell, I love it!